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  • evikholin:

    brain: u gotta be… The Best™

    me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

    brain: no work… only Best.

    (via may)

    • 4 years ago
    • 344737 notes
  • showerthoughtspost:

    You can make the same exact dish mom makes for dinner and follow the same instructions and for some damn reason moms food is better.

    (via dailytwitterposts)

    • 4 years ago
    • 4273 notes
  • (via hotboyproblems)

    • 4 years ago
    • 382628 notes
  • kingcheddarxvii:

    my animation professor confiscated my 3DS, caught a torkoal, and spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to name it this

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    (via joshpeck)

    • 4 years ago
    • 27878 notes
  • 6kuro:

    toadprince:

    hustlerose:

    did you know that before you comment on a post (or even a youtube video or online forum!) you can check to see if someone, perhaps several people, perhaps several dozen, have already said what you are about to say! for just a few seconds of your time you, too, can save an OP from chronic migraines. thanks for listening

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    i have a feeling you guys are missing the point of this post

    (via joshpeck)

    • 4 years ago
    • 15275 notes
  • batdorable:
“ projectbot13:
“ bukbot:
“ chickenpet:
“ A beginner’s guide t
”
For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.
”
Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.
”
i didnt even realize this was a...

    batdorable:

    projectbot13:

    bukbot:

    chickenpet:

    A beginner’s guide t

    For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.

    Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.

    i didnt even realize this was a bot post and i forreal thought i was having an aneurysm 

    (via gurglesounds)

    • 4 years ago
    • 125483 notes
  • larklands:

    larklands:

    toggenburg:

    I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

    what armour r u wearing

    wait

    (via surprisebitch)

    • 4 years ago
    • 248951 notes
  • slimetony:

    isobull:

    slimetony:

    isobull:

    slimetony:

    I’m really worried half of you are bots

    how do we know you’re not a bot

    Could a bot do this

    holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

    Could a bot do this

    (via may)

    • 4 years ago
    • 273053 notes
  • doppelgender:

    in 2017 my brother got a straw hat and was like “im being farmer john for halloween” and when i asked who that was he said “just the concept of farming” 

    (via lubricates)

    • 4 years ago
    • 63312 notes
  • (via confirmance)

    Source: thebluthcompany
    • 4 years ago
    • 383713 notes
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